In the grand tradition of engaging in April Fool's Day antics here at Redstone, partners Jim Svoboda and Steve Armbruster arrived at the office today to find themselves the proud owners of lakefront property.

The "lake" in question stretched farther than "stepping distance" and access to their respective offices was possible only by ferry ... or by waiting (or making) the waters recede. Jim, in his best Charlton Heston style, attempted to stretch forth a staff-like production ruler and part the sea of cups, but apparently the Almighty has better things to do than take sides in office pranks.

Hats off to the merry jokesters who perpetrated this moist mayhem. However, they'd be wise to remember that paybacks are ... are ... well, they're something.